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varsityslut:

semi-charmed life by third eye blind

lolsofunny:

I think you mean cananabananailism

lolsofunny:

I think you mean cananabananailism

anymannymore:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

A message from Anonymous


your life must be so difficult. how can you liveee?

I can’t. goodbye cruel world

jk 

soooo my lean cuisine flatbread chicken RANCH club sandwich…..

did NOT have any fucking ranch on it and it tasted like vegetables :[